Me thinking about life
i saw this in the dmmd tag and couldn’t resist translating asdkldaklsdg (mostly b/c page 2)
Disclaimer: Not all parts are translated literally. I had to take liberties with some sentences/expressions to fit the speech bubble or flow while keeping context (*ex. Aoba’s “oops” is something more like “unintentionally” or something). Unproofread, so all mistakes are mine.
Note: the fap fap fap sfx in pg 2: if you can’t see it properly, Koujaku’s stroking Aoba’s hair like it was a dick LOL
unspeakable things would happen if I was stuck alone in a room with a cinnamon roll
ya gon stick ya dick inside the roll
Boy of nine killed himself after he was ‘bullied for being white’ by an Asian gang at school. He was told by other pupils ‘all white people should be dead’ and he was forced to hide from the bullies in the playground at lunchtime.
Don’t you ever try to tell me there is no such thing as racism against white people. And don’t you dare fucking tell me it’s ‘reverse’ racism either.
And this was in the UK. He and his family are in their own country, their own homeland.
Repeat after me: ALL RACISM IS BAD. RACISM AGAINST ANYBODY IS BAD. PERIOD.
Crisis of the Fandoms
(based on THIS HERE)
JFC SO ACCURATE AND WE’RE COMING UP ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF MERLIN FUCK
THIS IS A LIE
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN’T SEE US ON THE GROUND OR CEILING
DOESN’T MEAN WE’RE ALL RIGHT
WE’RE TRYING TO FIND THE NEAREST BLACK HOLE AND TURN IT INTO A REPLICA OF THE EYE OF HARMONY TO POWER A TARDIS
BECAUSE MATT SMITH CAN’T LEAVE IT’S TOO SOON
Its Tumblr University WHY IS THERE UNIFORMS
BECAUSE EVERY OTHER CLASS YOU ARE ASSIGNED COSPLAY IN
THESE ARE JUST BASE UNIFORMS FOR YOU TO CUSTOMIZE UPON
YOUR CHOICE OF COLOR AND STYLE, PLUS IF IT DOESN’T SATISFY YOU, EVERYONE GETS SAFETY PINS, NEEDLE AND THREAD, AND SCISSORS PLUS FREE USE OF THE SOWING ROOM FOR COSPLAY MAKING TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR OUTFIT.
INDIVIDUALIZE YOUR APPROACH AND EDUCATION. THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT FOR THOSE WHO SHINE OUT.
WILL SOMEONE MAKE A PROFILE SHEET FOR THIS BEFORE I DIE OF ANTICIPATION
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FIRST COMMENT ON THIS POST
So I promised looooooong time ago that I’ll make eeveelutions’ watercolors and finally I finished them :’D haha
How and why did DMMD get popular in the first place? Because nobody ever heard of this porn game until like 3 months ago and now all of a sudden it has a fandom on this website. I’m just curious as to how a gay porn game that features dog humping got this many fans out of the blue.
possibly because it’s a decent game that has nothing to do with dog fucking thanks
my mom said i had to change my christmas tree decorations
when your favorite snk character survives the chapter/episode
i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences